Buried in Colorado

Ode to the Denim Skirt or
Why I Don't Dress Up or

Show Some More Leg!!!

(and why I don't write poetry)

I found you

On the clearance rack

The price was such a steal

I snagged you up and brought you home

I still can't believe the deal

With a sweatshirt

With a sweater

A sash tied round my waist

A button down or tank top

You went with anything

My boots looked great

beneath you hem

Winter, Spring and Fall

You made my wardrobe incredibly complete

The most versatile item of all

But then one

Bright, sunny afternoon

When heading home from work

While hitching up a trailer

Your side split wide open, dear skirt

There's reasons why

Cowgirls don't wear skirts

And this lesson goes to prove

When dressing up to show some leg

Be careful how you move!

R.I.P Denim Skirt!

And for a close up:

Oh how I crack myself up...