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... a baby....

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.... a child.....

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....a lifeform weighing me down.....

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....in my belly.....

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....making me gain strange weight (10lbs since my last visit when I'm averaging only 2 or 3/month? I think something's off)......

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....causing strange things to happen to me.......

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.....making me cranky occasionally......

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...making my teeth hurt....bad....and I've never had a cavity before...but I think I do now....

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....making me tired a lot.....

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....oh yeah......

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A BOY!!!